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Jetski ON A STICK- Ultimate conversation starter signage display - $1,000 (Trinity)
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2005 Yamaha FX Cruiser — Approximately 6 Feet Closer to Heaven
Are you tired of having the second most interesting yard in your neighborhood?
Does your neighbor have a fancy fountain? A decorative windmill? Maybe one of those concrete lions guarding a $200,000 house?
It’s time to put those peasants in their place.
Introducing the pinnacle of outdoor sophistication: a genuine 2005 Yamaha FX Cruiser jet ski, proudly displayed approximately 6 feet in the air on a metal post.
That’s right, folks. A JET SKI. ON. A STICK.
Why settle for a boring lawn ornament when you could have an entire personal watercraft suspended above your grass?
Just imagine the possibilities:
* Make your HOA question every decision they’ve ever made.
* Become the undisputed landmark of your neighborhood.
* Give Google Maps something worth looking at.
* Confuse passing motorists for generations to come.
* Finally have something to talk about with your father-in-law.
* Watch your property value do something. We’re not saying which direction.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Does it run?
Only while on your trailer.
Does it float?
That’s between you and the Lord.
Do I need this?
Absolutely not.
Will my wife approve?
Statistically unlikely.
Will my neighbors be jealous?
They’ll certainly have feelings.
Is this a good financial investment?
You can’t put a price on being a local legend.
This is a ONE-OF-A-KIND opportunity to own what can only be described as the Mount Rushmore of redneck landscaping.
The jet ski. The pole. The glory. All yours.
Bring a trailer and I’ll forklift this magnificent monument to questionable decision-making right onto it for you.
Serious inquiries only. I don’t have time for dreamers who aren’t ready to take their landscaping to the next level.
Thanks for looking, and have a blessed day!
P.S. Your neighbors already think you’re weird. Might as well give them a reason.