3 3:05PM, Driggs Av., blonde, Trader Joe tote, sunglasses, jersey on waist, black: top + tights, lame-o left arm tattoo, Uggs. She really needed Uggs!
4 3:25PM, Driggs Av. Laundromat, honey hair chick, black: pants, top + bag, headphones, wool cap. It’s 78 degrees and she needs a wool cap.
5 2:35PM, Queens bound G train, blonde, black sneakers, glasses, cellphone, white shorts, blue jeans, black down jacket, no socks. She didn’t need socks but she needed a down jacket!
1 Wed., Oct. 14, 2:25PM, McDonald Av., gray beardo weirdo, glasses, yellow: t-shirt + sneakers, black: shorts, hoodie + down vest. He was out in shorts but needed a hoodie AND a down vest! I’m surprised his friend didn’t mention it.
2 Wed., Oct. 14, 2:20PM, McDonald Av., black chick with pink: hair + Uggs, electric blue pants, black “37” tank top that left her flabby midriff exposed.