If someone tells you they are a good writer, they are not. Everybody who has written more than two pages of something creative of their own volition calls themselves a good writer; those that complete a fanfic novel call themselves great. I don't have to do a dong dang willy thing here or ever because if just three more people call me Shakespeare, God said He's gunna name an achievement after me. So you know what I am? I'm a juggler. Simple as that.
What do you want? I can count on my twenty-one digits the number of ways I can John Henry some clanker AI into next Tuesday. I can teach you how to manifest verbiage as I do so willingly, as I am an educator. I can do your writing for you, but not for school. I ain't doing no dirty work here, dawg. Yup. Oh. I also do, uh, social media, I guess? I'm a personality. I'm a certain type of autistic and I tinker on the tubes of the internet and have experimented and know how to generate 100k-250k views on a social media profile per day (Reddit is my specialty). Wordsmithing. This I do. Yadda yadda. Give me money to do what I do best. K thx. Bai!