I have approximately one hundred newborn-size diapers, available free to whoever gets here first.
Why am I giving these away? Because nobody told me that "newborn size" is a cruel joke. It's not a size, it's a window. A window that slams shut somewhere around week three while you're standing there holding two more packs you bought on sale because you thought you were being smart.
I was not being smart. Come take my monument to poor planning.
Condition: Pristine. Unused. Untouched by the horrors they were manufactured to contain.
Ideal buyer (you're not buying, it's free, but you know what I mean):
- Expecting parents who have not yet learned this lesson and deserve to learn it gently
- Anyone with a baby currently under 9 lbs, act fast, the clock is ticking, you have maybe a week
- People who need small absorbent rectangles for some other reasons
Porch pickup, bag by the door. Do not knock, do not ring, do not text "here!" from the driveway. Just take the bag and vanish like a diaper ninja, please...