FREE TO GOOD HOME: One (1) Emotionally Complicated Goose
Free goose. Approximately 3 years old. Answers to Kenneth, but only when being accused of something.
Kenneth was originally purchased to protect our chickens, but has since joined them in what I can only describe as organized crime.
Pros:
* Completely free
* Has all his feathers
* Very punctual
* Will absolutely alert you if someone enters your property
* Can recognize individual faces
Cons:
* Cannot distinguish between a threat and a toddler
* Has learned to open the screen door
* Screams at the moon
* Has been banned from our local Tractor Supply
* May have eaten a car registration
Kenneth is generally healthy, although he has been walking with a limp since Wednesday. The vet says nothing is wrong with him. We believe he is doing it for attention.
MUST PICK UP. Bring your own container. He does not respect cardboard.
Serious inquiries only. Do not ask if he is friendly. I have already answered that question in the description.