ISO a burrito for Throw, throw Burrito (Rehoboth Beach)
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ISO one spare burrito from the game Throw Throw Burrito for under $4.00, shipping included. For those of you not familiar with the game Throw Throw Burrito, it is a matching card game that requires the participants to throw squishy plastic burritos at one another upon successful card matches. While probably intended for a much younger crowd, it was fun for this mom to play with her then 20-something son. Fun enough to make a middle aged woman pee her pants a little bit, which, to be fair, is not the highest bar around.
This particular game resides in a rental house and was left out by me, for our renters’ entertainment. They returned my generosity by playing a round or two, and then putting only one of the two burritos back in the box. The other burrito was either inadvertently thrown out by unsuspecting cleaners, having found a random plastic burrito beneath the sofa, or taken home by a sneaky child. In any event, leaving me with a useless inventory of only one burrito.
Please don’t tell me that I can order replacement burritos from Exploding Kittens. I am aware that they sell a set of TWO replacement burritos for $9.99 plus shipping. But I do not need TWO burritos, I need only ONE. If I end up with three burritos, I will need to invent a new game to incorporate the excess burrito. Moreover, I can’t bring myself to spend $9.99 plus shipping for two replacement burritos, when I can buy an entire new replacement game for $7.49 plus shipping on Ebay and a used version for $4.00 plus shipping. But again, this would bring my burrito count to three, and the set of cards to two, more than I need or want. I did manage to find a SINGLE used replacement burrito on Ebay for sale for $6.00 plus shipping. But how can I possibly bring myself to pay $2.00 extra to receive one less burrito than the $4.00 replacement game.
The solution, you might argue, is to ask the $4.00 seller to send me only the single burrito, and throw out the other burrito and the rest of the game. I simply cannot abide by such waste - there is definitely someone out there who needs and wants to avail themselves of the entire game for the great price of $4.00. Nor can I stomach the thought of orphaning yet another burrito. I need to find an already sibling-less (unmarried? I’m not sure of the actual relationship going on with these burritos) that would like to join my lonely burrito. So, as I stated at the outset, I am In Search Of one single replacement burrito to buy from you for under $4.00, shipping included. Please do not take a single burrito from a complete game you no longer play and try to sell it to me - I will sense the duplicity. I am looking to find an already single burrito to cohabitate with my single lonely burrito. Chances are, if you rented our beach condo, you will find it in your six-year-olds’ toy box.