I'm currently looking for a woman to bully me, disrespect me and boss me around in real life. I will pay a monthly fee/bill for the privilege of getting bullied. My preference is for someone with experience, but newcomers are welcome since I have several ideas that I can pass along. This offer will entail online and real life meetings. If you're interested, please send your letter of intention to me so we can negotiate boundaries and pricing. Thank you.