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China Complete 12 pc Set (90 pcs total) - $349 (Plainfield)
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Tired of all that techno-crap out there?
Everything is done at the push of a button.
The older generations mocking you as the intellectual black hole of their own creation.
Well, I’ve got just the thing for you... to shove it back in their faces.
Show them how you have embraced antiquity.
You've begun your digital detox, and now you want to move up the ladder and embrace the nomadic analog existence of your fore bearers.
Behold. A complete 12 piece China set. Nothing gets more old-fashioned or antiquated as your grandmother's China set.
Your dopamine receptors are absolutely fried, and this 90 piece vault of vintage porcelain is the cure.
You put a organic home made pizza or some Artisanal Ramen on these plates and suddenly you are the main character in a beautifully melancholic indie movie on the Hallmark channel. No wait, you can't watch that. You'll be reading Jane Austin by Candle light tonight after a splendid evening entertaining your fellow time travelers.
The Ultimate Zero-Waste, Low-Impact Flex: You’re eating raw, organic, single-origin heirloom micro-greens off a plate that was forged before your parents even met. That’s not just sustainable living; that’s ancestral dominance.
The Aesthetic Main-Character Energy: Imagine pouring your oat-milk matcha latte into a delicate, gold-rimmed porcelain teacup while staring blankly out a rainy window, pretending you're a 19th-century poet dying of a tragic but deeply romantic illness. You can't get that vibe from some crappy plate set from Kohl's.
The Ultimate Bio-Hack: Want to practice intermittent fasting? Try eating off plates so fancy you’re literally too intimidated to touch them. You'll lose ten pounds just out of pure respect for the glaze.
THE INVENTORY (12 OF EVERYTHING. PERFECT SYMMETRY FOR YOUR NATURAL ORDER):
Dinner plates (10")
Salad plates (8")
Small plates (7")
Soup bowls (8")
Small bowls (6")
Coffee cups AND saucers
PLUS THE EXTRA HEIRLOOM STUFF:
Massive serving platter (14" x 11") for the free range turkey you named
Organic, cold-pressed vinaigrette vessel (formerly known as a Gravy boat)
Sugar bowl & creamer
(2) 9" serving bowls
So $350 for all this amazing ancient kitchen ware. I take Zelle, but I'd imagine you swore that off So Cash is fine
So Buy this set or I'll be forced to throw it in the landfill or worse...give it to Goodwill.
Wait! What are you even doing on Craigslist?
Thats like seeing an Amish driving a car while texting. I thought that wasn't allowed
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