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Regarding Web I’ve Weaved Dude Will Barter For Chaos (Phoenix)
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Here is my game plan: I’m going to stroll down to Star Valley with a pocketful of ambition and zero keys, track down the keyless F-250 with its shiny new ignition waiting on the passenger seat, and hook it up to the 1983 Pace Arrow with the 454 that currently refuses to acknowledge the existence of an alternator. Then, once I tow that beauty with the un-towable 5th wheel, I’ll load my mystery-started E-Wheels scooter onto my brand-new 3x4 trailer, strap a Pontiac G6 GT to the roof with some old extension cords, and casually cruise down the rim ridge backwards.
Clearly, God doesn't want me to drive either, so it’s a foolproof system. I just need to figure out if I should trade my sanity for the 464-engine parts first, or just abandon all temporal physics and live permanently out of a disabled motorhome parked six miles east of nowhere. Who needs a house build anyway when you can master the art of the 2-year storage fee?