FOR SALE: 5HP AJAX MOTOR — $250 — COME GET THIS BEAST BEFORE IT GETS IDEAS. Are you tired of your projects judging you silently from the corner?
Do you want a motor that looks like it’s seen some things and lived to tell the tale?
Great. I have a 5HP Ajax motor that’s ready to work harder than your ex ever did. PERFECT FOR: Someone who says “I can fix that” and actually means it.
A person who wants to intimidate their neighbors with industrial equipment. Anyone who enjoys the smell of grease, ambition, and mild regret.
✨ BONUS:
If you pick it up today, I’ll throw in a free lecture about how I “was totally gonna build something cool with it.”
Price: $250