1 Sun. Aug 15, 2:20PM, blonde, Manhattan bound 7 train at Queensboro Plaza, headphones, blue shirt, brown tights. She shouldn’t wear tights.
2 Sat. Aug 14,10:35PM, E. 14th St., big honey hair chick, hoop earrings, silver bag with blue strap, black shorts + sneakers, white ankle socks, red shirt with blue + white ferns that left her flabby mid-riff exposed.
3 Thur, Aug 13, 1:30PM, 4th Av., honey hair chick, sunglasses, “Patriots” t-shirt, purple tights. She shouldn’t wear tights.
4 Thur., Aug 20,1:20PM, Metropolitan Av., honey hair chick, yellow pants, pink purse, black top that left her flabby midriff exposed. I’m surprised her 2 friends didn’t mention it.
5 Sat. Aug 22, 11:50AM, Leonard St., brunette, off white pants, black: bag + cap, gray top that left her flabby midriff exposed. It’s not sexy. It’s slutty.