🔥 POSITIVE PREGNANCY TESTS — $35 EACH 🔥
Ladies, are you tired of men suddenly developing “commitment issues” the second you mention a future together? 😂
Well, I almost have a solution.
✨ Authentic pregnancy-test energy
✨ Guaranteed to cause a dramatic pause
✨ May inspire serious conversations about the future
✨ Possible side effects include sweating, silence, and sudden interest in ring shopping 💍
$35 a pop.
For entertainment/prop purposes only. Please don't use these to mislead anyone about an actual pregnancy.
DM me before somebody’s “just a situationship” becomes a whole engagement. 😂💀