We are missing a large lab creature that escaped Tuesday night around 2AM and we are asking neighbors near 1408 Lake Bradford Road to please contact us if they see it. It is a large humanoid type creature, about 8 feet tall, with gray flesh and long, stringy black hair. It has white piercing eyes, yellow teeth, and reseeding gums. It sometimes makes a loud hissing noise. It usually hides during daylight, but it has a strong odor which can help reveal where it is hiding. (It smells like rotting fish.) It roams at night in search of cats, rats, raccoons, possums, or small dogs. If you see (or smell) it, please do not attempt to catch it yourself. Contact us immediately so we can send professionals to secure it. A sizable reward is offered for information that leads to its return but your discretion in this matter is required. (We wish to avoid any public panic.) If you have information, please call show contact info
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