1 Thur, Oct 15, 2:20PM, Driggs Av., black chick, yappin’ on cell phone, white: baseball cap + jersey, black: purse, short down vest + Uggs, gray plaid slacks. It’s 79 degrees and she needed a down vest and Uggs! OMFG!
2 Thur, Oct 15, 2:35PM, Brooklyn bound G train, brunette, pink sunglasses, blue “Play Hard, Have Fun” shopping bag, white sneakers, black: unflattering baggy pants + long sleeve top that left her shoulders + flabby midriff exposed.
3 Thur, Oct 15, 1:45PM, Queens bound G train, tall thin black chick, black bomber jacket with pink fleece, pink phone, white: wrist watch + plastic bag, long zebra slit skirt, hideous sneakers, wheeled luggage, pink handbag with black + white checkerboard design.
4 Thur, Oct 15, 1:20PM, 4th Av., chunky honey hair chick, sunglasses, black: pants + coat on arm, silver scales top that left her flabby midriff exposed.Thur, Oct 15, 1:20PM, E. 12th St., blonde, coffee, sunglasses, black miniskirt, brown: handbag, leather jacket + boots, white: top + knee socks. Think her feet were stinky?
5 Thur, Oct 15, 12:55PM, F train, 2nd Av. to W. 4th St., brunette, red: sneakers + bike shorts, headphones, violet canister, black warmup jacket, blue crop top that left her flabby, pierced midriff exposed, lame-o left hand, left thigh tats. She shouldn’t wear bike shorts. Thur, Oct 15, 12:40PM, Manhattan-bound F train, brunette, silver handbag, blue denim shirt, black: leather jacket, shoes + slacks with vertical pin stripes, brown valise, no socks. She needed a leather jacket but not socks! Thur, Oct 15, 1PM, F train to 14th St., Asian chick, black: shoes, leather coat + leather pants, no socks. In that heat, do you think it got funky – down there?