Guys, I'm gonna be really honest - I'm not doing so hot in this economy. I recently lost my job right after my savings were wiped out. Bills are stacking up and idk what else to do besides 🥁 w---- myself out (except not actually bc that's technically illegal).
So... Would you like the undivided attention of me, a woman, for the low, low price of $1 per minute? Send me a message.
Let's break this process down:
- First things first, be prepared to verify that you are at least 18+ years old . I'll need you to send me a photo of your ID and a photo of you holding your ID. (I would recommend obscuring any sensitive information such as your address or ID number.) I'll just need to be able to verify your identity, age, and state. This is to keep us both safe in this exchange.
- Then, you'll pay me on Chime. That's unfortunately all I'm equipped to accept at the moment. Be sure to include your phone number in your first deposit! Since I won't be listing my phone number here, I'll need to be able to get back to you.
- Moving forward, please text me a screenshot of any new payments. I'll verify it was received on my end, and then I'll let you know if I'm available to call you right then, or how long it will be until I'm able to call you. (Alternatively, you can also message me ahead of time to ask about potential wait times.)
- We'll call via Neon. (I'll text you my affiliate link if you'd like to help me out a lil extra.) I'll set a timer for the dollar amount received. And that's it. I'm virtually all yours for however long you've booked me for. Simple, right?
- Also, tips are always appreciated.
Interested? Or rather, hate the idea of a young girl having to go to such desperate lengths to make rent and feel inclined to help? You can send me money here:
Chime: $ironicaltyrant
(Chime only at this time, sorry 🤷♀️)
No pressure, but any support would be greatly appreciated! ❤️
(Also, CL please don't take this down. It's legal, complies with terms and services, and I'm desperate. Pretty please and thank you :))