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Princess Vanity - $50 (Haughton)
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PINK GOLD POLKA DOT TRI-MIRROR PRINCESS VANITY - Gently Haunted, Heavily Glamorous - $50
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FOR SALE: One (1) Interdimensional Glamour Station. Previously owned by a very serious 5-year-old CEO of Makeup and Mayhem.
You are looking at a genuine Kids Pink & Gold Polka Dot Vanity with Triple Mirror Action. This is the model that says "I have a drawer" and actually MEANS IT. One small drawer with a pearl knob, perfect for lip gloss, tiny crowns, secrets, and loose goldfish crackers.
SPECS:
Color: Bubblegum Pink with Gold Polka Dots (distressed chic, or as we call it in Dallas, "pre-loved")
Mirrors: THREE. One to see you, one to see your side-eye, and one to see what's sneaking up behind you. 360-degree surveillance for 6-year-olds.
Legs: Four French-curved legs that have survived dance recitals, tea parties, and at least one attempted horse-mounting.
Condition: Real. The mirrors have some... character. Like it's been through a glitter storm. A quick Windex exorcism and it'll be crystal clear. Table top has some love marks. Nothing a magic eraser and sheer willpower can't fix.
Backside: Still pink. Still solid. Screws still screwed. As you can see in Photo 2.
BACKSTORY:
My daughter has graduated to a full-size vanity / TikTok makeup studio. This one is now decommissioned from the Royal Palace and ready for its next Princess / Prince / Goblin / Kid Who Loves Sparkles.
This vanity has seen things. First lipsticks. Sticker collections. The great slime incident of 2024. It is structurally sound and emotionally supportive.
Perfect for:
Kids room / playroom throne
Dramatic Barbie town hall meetings
Your dog who thinks she's better than you
A very chic plant stand if you're that person
DETAILS:
$50 OBO.
First come, first served. I will not hold it for your cousin who "might want it."
No lowballs. I know what I have. What I have is a pink polka dot time machine that will make your kid feel like a million bucks for at least 20 minutes of quiet play.
Text me. If this post is up, it's still available. I will not respond to "is this available?"
Come get this legend before I decide to keep it and use it for my own skincare routine.