Bed Frames for the Strong

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Are you a lean if not wizened ascetic, immune to the need for material comfort? Do you look down on your fellow man and woman for lounging on soft pillows and cushiony mattresses?

Then have we got the sleeping place(s) for you!

First up is an ikea bedframe, full size, with slats, head board, footboard, side boards, and hardware. But with no mattress. Because a mattress will make you soft! Cave people, for millions of years, used no mattresses! Are we really better than them? The Paleo diet is in! This is paleo sleeping!

Even crazier, as if designed my mad nomes in Sweden (which it was) this fortitude-building contraption actually disassembles for easy transport!

Next up, and even better, is a metal bed frame. Also full size. Also no mattress, of course. It's more of a magic metal rectangle that encircles a person as he or she slumbers blissfully on the ground. Some say the metal holds mysterious magnetic powers that promote virility, longevity, and sarcasm. To be fair, others disagree. Also disassembles, into to "L" shaped pieces. Remainder of alphabet unavailable.

Of course, you are free to cop out and add a mattress. Just don't tell us.

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posted: 2026-09-18 19:58

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Are you a lean if not wizened ascetic, immune to the need for material comfort? Do you look down on your fellow man and woman for lounging on soft pillows and cushiony mattresses? Then have we got...