Do you love your tools? Then you might like this mini toolbox. This is a mini-sized actual toolbox, lid, drawers, slides, the whole thing in miniature. It actually weighs almost 5 lbs and the drawers can each hold 8+ lbs each.
But it's not big, so while I have a normal screwdriver in the drawer in the picture, this is more for small expensive things like machinist tools, bits, gold bars, etc. Or if you want to remind people in an office environment that your other office has cars in it.
So more decorative than rational, but it is surprisingly real.
Cash, firm. No trades, swaps, 'escrow' or other BS