Why clean and get exhausted if you can have someone do it for you for free?
I’m retired, and the most enjoyable day for me is performing household tasks. I am willing to do your cleaning, laundry, and other housemaid tasks that require attention to detail and disciplined attention to detail. All I ask is that you are a strong supervisor and make sure I am completing every detail to your expectations. I live for praise. Please let me do the hard, demeaning work for you.