3 Thur, Oct 8, 1:45PM, Union Sq subway, blonde, black crop top hoodie that left her flabby midriff exposed, light purple bike shorts that made it look like she had no pants on. Thur, Oct 8, 1:50PM, L train to Union Sq., blonde, white: t-shirt + denim cut offs, brown backpack, black motorcycle boots. Think her feet were stinky? Thur, Oct 8, 1:45PM, F train to L train at Union Sq., black chick, glasses, blue bag, white tote, sandals, no socks, black: pants + down jacket. She really needed a down jacket!
4 Thur, Oct 8, 2PM, E. 12th St., small blonde, burgundy purse, canister, black: leather shorts + top that left her flabby midriff exposed. In that heat, do you think it got funky – down there?
5 Thur, Oct 8, 2:05PM, 4th Av., brunette, brown leather jacket, black: pants + top that left her flabby midriff exposed. She needed a leather! I’m surprised her friend didn’t mention how stupid she looked.
1 Thur, Oct 8, 3:53PM, G train to Hoyt Schmerhorn, blonde, sunglasses, headphones, Fresh Direct tote, black: International Center of Photography tote, jacket, shorts, tights, gray leg warmers. In that heat, do you think they were an affectation? Thur, Oct 8, 3:50PM, F train to Hoyt Schmerhorn, blonde, headphones, gray hoodie, black: exposed underwear, shoes + purse with pink plushie, blue: jeans and t-shirt that left her flabby midriff with lame-o heart tattoo exposed.
2 Thur, Oct 8, 4;10PM G train to Church Av., blonde, gray sweat pants, Uggs, blue: Jansport knapsack with canister + denim jacket, pink tube top that left her flabby midriff exposed. 78 degrees and she needed Uggs!