I spend all my time trying to find a dumb job so I can survive, which leaves very little time for comedy, so here's a big idea -- GET PAID FOR WRITING COMEDY!
I can help you write bawdy jokes, clean jokes, toasts for weddings and graduations, etc. I can help you write funny paragraphs as well as stand-up.
Just let me know and we'll figure out an amount.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this poster.