4 Fri Oct 16, 2PM, Norman Av. Citibike, chunky brunette, black: ski pants, leather coat + heel-less shoes, no socks. She needed a leather coat but not socks.
5 Fri Oct 16, 1:50PM, Leonard St, honey hair chick, patterned scarf, black leather jacket, leopard pattern tights, pink sneakers. Did she really need a leather jacket AND a scarf the size of a tablecloth? 1:55PM, Leonard St., brunette, headphones, pink top, gray bike shorts, lame-o arm tattoos. She shouldn’t wear bike shorts.
1 Fri Oct 16, 2:40PM, G train to Church Av., mature blonde, white sneakers, gray ankle socks, green fuzzy short jacket with hood, pink + orange florals, clashing patterned tights, further clashing handbag and scarf.
2 Fri Oct 16, 12:20PM, 18th Av, brunette Latina, cellphone, black sneakers, baggy gray sweatpants, long sleeve white crop top that left her flabby midriff and love handles exposed. They say it pays to advertise.
3 Fri Oct 16, 2:05PM, G train, Nassau Av. to Carroll St., curly hair chick, brown Per Tutta cap, black + orange sneakers, olive down vest, cuffed gray camouflage tights, dainty white ankle socks, black t-shirt that left her flabby midriff exposed, lame-o left arm tattoo.Fri Oct 16, 2:05PM, G train to Carroll St., blunt cut raven hair chick, hoop earrings, audio, red nails, black: skirt, toe articulated ballet slippers, top + half stockings that left the tops of her feet exposed, zebra shirt.