You pull into the gas station, look at the sign, look at your gas gauge, look back at the sign… “This motherfucker.” 😂
At this point, just thinking about filling up the tank is enough to make your shoulders tense.
Need a Calgon moment?
For a limited time, I’m offering an:
END-OF-SEPTEMBER RELAXING SWEDISH SPECIAL
2 hrs - $230 Cash / Cash App / Venmo
Regularly $250
Gratuity included - no tipping.
September 24–30 only.
Limited number of appointments available.
Two hours of slow, flowing Swedish bodywork because apparently September has decided we haven’t been through enough already.
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