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Oops… did I do it again? 🎶😏 (South Austin)
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I added something new, really I just brought it back,
Apparently, I’ve been playing with your schedule—and this time, I’m offering **60-minute massage sessions for $150**. 💆♂️✨
Because sometimes you need to relax, but your calendar looks like it was organized by someone who actively dislikes you. 📅😂
🌿 Choose your 60-minute escape:
**Relaxing Swedish Massage**
Gentle, restorative bodywork designed to help you unwind, breathe, and recharge.
**Deeply Relaxing Massage**
Slow, intentional bodywork focused on easing stress and helping your nervous system step out of constant alert.
Perfect when:
🔸 Your shoulders have moved into your ears
🔸 Your brain has opened seventeen unnecessary tabs
🔸 You’re exhausted but cannot switch off
🔸 You need real relaxation without rearranging your entire day
🔸 Your current wellness plan is staring silently into the refrigerator
💰 **60 minutes • $150 all-inclusive** $90 minutes $200 all-inclusive** $2hrs $250 all-inclusive
🌿 Gratuity is already included.
🚫 No tipping necessary.
😌 No math required after your massage.
I will not stand nearby pretending not to watch while you decide which button makes you look like a good person. 😂
Just book, arrive, relax, and leave feeling more human than when you entered.
We all leave the tipping Olympics out of it. 🏅😂
⚠️ **This 60-minute offering must be booked through MassageBook only.**
💻 **Reserve your session:** https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/joannairislmt
🌿 Gratuity Included
🌐 www.joannairis.com
📱 512-350-4130 • Call or Text