πͺ You sit.
π You drive.
βοΈ You travel.
π You say, βI just need to get through this week.β
Your hips have heard that one before. π
Meanwhile, your low back is getting grumpy, your hips are threatening to resign, and your body is quietly asking, βWhy do we live in a chair now?β
**Meet Desk Jockey Syndrome.** πͺ
That stiff, compressed, *why am I walking like this?* feeling after too much sitting and driving.
π **What we work on:**
β’ Tight hips and low back
β’ Pelvic tension from sitting and driving
β’ Stiffness and limited mobility
β’ That βmy body feels stuckβ feeling
π **How we work on it:**
A tailored blend of therapeutic massage, myofascial release, mobility-based bodywork, and optional vacuum cupping to help you move more comfortably.
β¨ Clinical. Grounded. Zero awkwardness.
Your body deserves better than being folded like a lawn chair all week. π
512.350.4130 -- Text this to start: π βI think I have Desk Jockey Syndrome.β
π» **Desk Jockey / Tech Neck ~ $200 90 minutes / $250 2hrs - $240 Cash**
Posture-focused bodywork to relieve neck, shoulder, and upper-back tension from long hours at a desk.
πΊ **Hawaiian Lomi Lomi ~ $300 2hrs - $280 Cash**
Flowing, rhythmic bodywork that melts tension and calms the nervous system.
ποΈ **Golfer's Restoration ~ $225 90 minutes / $275 2hrs - $260 Cash**
Improve mobility, flexibility, and rotational movement for a smoother, more comfortable swing.
π± **Pelvic & Hip Restoration ~ $225 90 minutes / $275 2hrs - $260 Cash**
Designed to restore movement, improve mobility, and reduce chronic muscular and fascial tension throughout the low back, pelvis, and hips.
πΏ **Relaxing Swedish ~ $200 90 minutes / $250 2hrs - $240 Cash**
Gentle, restorative massage designed to help you unwind and recharge.
π **Deeply Relaxing Massage ~ $200 90 minutes / $250 2hrs - $240 Cash**
Slow, intentional bodywork focused on relieving stress and creating deep relaxation.
π‘ Private Professional Studio β’ South Austin
πΏ Gratuity Included - An All Inclusive Studio
π http://www.joannairis.com
π» Book online 24/7: https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/joannairislmt
π± 512-350-4130 β’ Call or Text
Safe β’ Professional β’ Results-Orientedβ
I look forward to working with you and supporting your path to greater health, strength, and vitality.
Authentically,
Joanna Iris LMT
512-350-4130 β’ Call or Text