I love her smooth matte finish, the sensual curves of her arm, don't even get me started on the discreet adjustable page guide but alas, Bob from accounting just can't keep his damnable hands off her. Just yesterday, I caught them red-handed in the copy room. His studied demeanor didn't fool me, I could see the stack of papers that bore the dual holes of her vampiric bite.
I show her, I'll show them all. Buy my little hussy two-hole punch for 5.00