Am I the only one who gets hard nipples when I sneeze? Cold I understand, but sneezing?
Is it me, or are thongs badly designed? I understand that part of it goes up your ass, but why is it halfway through the day, I feel the petals of my private flower being stretched apart by the elastic edge of a slim piece of fabric. And its not like I can reach down and readjust either. At least not in public.
Vaginal farting. Am I the only one who, right in the middle of a good hard fuck, suddenly lets out a belch from below? Yeah yeah, I know, nothing creates an atmosphere of erotic desire like a couple of loud vaginal farts. Why does this happen? Its not like my bundle of joy is attached to my digestive system. This seems like God’s cruel joke.
Deforestation. Is it me or does it seem crazy that we can conduct experimental gene therapy but can’t design a single method of pubic hair removal that doesn’t either fuck up my skin by giving me a rash, leave unsightly red bumps and ingrown hairs, grow back in 39 seconds and in the process itch like fucking hell (a sensation only compounded by the wandering thong) or cost 500 dollars? I’m just asking.
W4M in Casual Encounters. Is it just me who finds it totally and completely obvious that the “beautiful, tanned, 5’6” 115 lb coed” looking for casual sex is a fake? What woman born after 1920 would refer to herself as a coed anyway?
M4W in Casual Encounters. Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder why the guy posting for “an Asian bitch I can pound the hell out of” doesn’t get any?
$$$$ for Sex in Casual Encounters. Is it just me, or does it seem like those people looking to exchange their ‘generosity’ for 'companionship', or alternatively, trade their coochie/dick for $, might be better off posting in the “Erotic services” section of CL? Which leads me to another topic….
The proliferation of CL categories. Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the ever increasing proliferation of CL categories is designed and promoted by the whiny ratfaced self righteous self-appointed CL police just so that they can then bitch at anyone posting ‘off topic’ because this affords them an illusory shred of power and authority in their otherwise unexceptional, unexamined lives?
Yeah I know, I’m hypocritical. Fucking sue me.
Is it just me, or is there some kind of weird animal growing in Donald Trump’s hair? Speaking of which, he’s rich as Croeseus, yet he cant get a fucking membership to the Hair club for men? I’m mean, that’s fucking weird.
Is it me, or is Paris Hilton a total fucking slut? Speaking of which,
Is it me, or does anyone else NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT about Ashton, J Lo, Brittany, Paris, Demi, blah blah blah. Someone PLEASE tell this to MSN.
Is it me, or are spammers just plain fucking stupid? I mean, who’s going to open an e-mail from “Ebli ru80js” with the header “Hhho0t Parisee photos fuc%%90quioiue” ? And to those of you who do open them, get a fucking life.
Is it just me, or do other people immediately dismiss the idea of fucking a stranger on CL if he/she can’t spell “definitely” or understand the difference between “discreet” and “discrete.”
Is it me, or do other people who waste entire afternoons on CL, go through a cycle of temptation, desire, guilt, retribution, self punishment, newly forged sense of resolve that you're NOT GOING TO READ ANOTHER POST, only to fall off the wagon and start all over again?