Public Service Announcement to All Men That Think Women Should Weigh No More Than 115 lbs:
It has recently been discovered that the Average Female Human Body is slightly more complex than the Average Male Human Body. Studies have shown that Females, also known as women, have such body parts as breasts, hips, and posteriors. These body parts, while cheered by the vast majority of their male counterparts, are often overlooked when factoring in how much a woman "should weigh".
Breaking News Flash: these body parts are not weightless. In fact, D-cup breasts can weight 15-20 lbs per pair. A recent survey revealed that men derive intense pleasure from looking at and/or touching large breasts. The same survey showed that the majority of men also felt the average woman should weight under 115 lbs. When asked to analyze the findings of the survey, Dr. Alan Smith of Craigslist noted, "This is what is referred to as TMD, or 'Typical Male Delusion.' There is no known cure and little is known in regards to causation, yet we have found the incidence of TMD is much lower in men that have sexual relations with actual woman rather than with themselves aided with a form of pornography."
The study's findings also linked TMD with low levels of word recognition of the following terms: clitoris, foreplay, female orgasm.