I am the only one in my office. Everyone else had the forthought to get their shit done so they didn't have to be here on the Friday before Labor Day Weekend. Not me. I'm still at my desk at 3:30pm with about 2 mores hours of work to do. Not to mention the 4:00 meeting that my assistant (who by the way, called in sick today) made for me. Who does that? Who schedules a meeting at 4:00pm the Friday before a 3-day weekend? She is sooooooooo fired! Man, I can't do that. Well, she is sooooooo reprimanded! That's a little harsh too. OK, she is soooooooo going to get a nastly look on Tuesday!
What does this have to do with my Almond? I had to set up how completely pissed I am right now. I go to our office's 'secret stash' of chocolate and see that there is one Hersey's nuggets with almonds left in the bag! One left! How overjoyed was I! In this crazy world where I am the only person at work, karma has left me with chocolate! I peeled away the wrapper and popped the tasty morsel in my mouth. As my anticipation grew, realization hit. THERE WERE NO ALMONDS IN MY FUCKING HERSEY'S NUGGET! WTF? It say's 'with almonds' on the wrapper. I even checked the bag......yup, 'with almonds'. There is no way of knowing of this chocolate almondless time bomb ticking away in the bag. You can't pick it out of a lineup. So why....out of all of the nuggets in the bag.....were you left for me? Fuck you almondless nugget! Go back to where you came from! There is a reason you weren't picked to house a precious almond you rat bastard!
Wait.......just got a call.....my 4:00 cancelled.......maybe karma is working afterall. Maybe, had there actually been an almond in that piece of chocolate, it would have choked me...... Naw, I'm still pissed.