I need $600 by the end of the week, and no way of getting the money.
In exchange, I will do most anything.
Skills:
- Math degree.
- Racecar driver.
- Professional Beer Drinker. I can sit at a bar and put down beers with the best of them.
- "sit there and look pretty"
- Lots of computer/IT skills (which is why I can't pay rent).
- Physical labor. I'm in good health, and have lots of experience (from the ol' high school days) doing mindless physical work. But I'm smart, so I can probably do it better than your average redneck/illegal immigrant.
- Basketball. I used to play a 2 guard in high school, and always wanted to be a pro ball player. (note: ball handling skills have gone down in the last few years)
- Running. I run a few times a week. You could pay me to run with you, although if you are a marathon runner, I won't guarantee that I'll keep up (see beer drinking).