Originally Posted: 2014-08-18 1:30am
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favorite this post Intergalactic Warrior Kitten needs to be hidden from the CIA

Darndest thing I ever saw. This cat speaks 7 different languages.
English> Fluently
Se Habla Meow!
Comprede Italianmeow!
His Vietnamese name is Chairman Meow
Sprek en Z Purr!!
He knows Egyptian, but only Egyptian Sign Language (what a slacker)!
And the last language he speaks is Swahili, says he picked it up from a sand crane who taught him to speak Swahili at a potato farm out by Sand Point ID.

I tell you, this Kitten is amazing. He fully understands string theory, responds to morse code immediately, and can solve differential equations without needing to refer to any formulas whatsoever.

I think he's an alien. Not like from Canada either but real woogie boogie outer space or he might be French or possibly French Canadian. Either way they don't make cats like that around these parts.
So ... alien.

So if your looking for a Kitten from outer space; with whom you can discuss the finer points of Nietzsche, DIRT problems, or even the veracity of the grassy knoll theory. (He knows who killed Kennedy man)! Then this adolescent cat from Kurplunkiton in the Schneller belt of the Isis galaxy, or maybe it's Montreal, is your guy.

I have pics with his face but he has advised me not to post them because the dog (Roxie) next door is a sicko and will photo shop his cat face onto some other nasty cats and accuse him of being a pedophile and being involved in kitty porn.
Dogs aren't all that smart though and its amazing that a pit bull can run photo shop on an iMac with no thumbs. But you and I both know that is a harsh accusation, and this dog is up to no good, even if he doesn't properly comprehend the methods of framing someone or the baser deviant behaviors he is plotting against our intergalactic/possibly French Canadian friend.
Regardless we need to get him to a safehouse so (Roxie) doesn't frame him and then the CIA will find him for sure. So send me a carrier pigeon with the UPC label from a can of Campbell's Chunky soup of your choice with the first seventeen numbers of Pi. OOr you can easily email me and I will get back to you.
Either way; its up to you.





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