Originally Posted: 2012-04-15 20:30 (no longer live)

Look at this crazy fish

Look at this motha fuc#*n fish, just look. His name is Captain Morgan, yes he has a popular alcoholic beverage named after him.

This guy attracts attention, especially from the ladies. He's super old, just kind of sits in the bottom of his tank and only swims around when you tap on the aquarium to give him dinner. AND OF COURSE once you tap he swims right to the surface, cuter than a freaking beagle eating a cupcake.

Like I said, super old, in fact his age is unknown. If he could talk, he would say things like 'Back in Nam,' 'Get off my grass!', and 'Where's my prune juice!?' Oh! And he has this unnatural looking growth on his side.... but it's cool. really.

He can be adopted for free, comes with his 20 gal aquarium, flakes, and all his rocks & shit. I will deliver.
  • Location: Spokane or CdA - Will Deliver
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