I wanna be on Best of Craigslist! Thing is, I'm just not all that funny. Nor do I ride public transit to work every day, with all the annoyances and social contacts that entails. I have not had an anal sex catastrophe to relate. I've not posted a personal ad, and therefore have no disasterous experiences there. I'm in a relationship, so I have neither need nor permission to start posting amusing personals. My girlfriend is a good one, so no grist there. My neighbors aren't annoying, and I can't hear them having sex. I have no disgusting couch or other furniture to pawn off creatively. My co-workers are generally placid and bearable.
In short, I am Less Fortunate when it comes to Best of CL. I do all I can, but it's not enough!
Ergo, I think we need a Craigslist safety net. An entitlement program. Guarantee a basic, minimum level of CL fame for the least among us. A sort of...Antisocial Security, if you will.
So, please, give me a pity click! Just up there and to the right. Won't take you a second. <sallystruthers>One twitch of your right hand can feed the starving ego of a pathetic, lonely suburbanite.</sallystruthers>