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Dr J’s taxonomy of CL casual encounter postings:
How to tell who’s hot who’s not.
aka- what the women already know.
First my apologies to anyone who may be offended, no harm is intended, so get it mended.
Guy ad type I: The disembodied genital ad.
A primitive male favorite.
Identifying marks: focuses only on genitals to the exclusion of the possibility that there may actually be a human being attached to them. Temporally, the ad takes place about 0-12 seconds before orgasm. (not a good indication)
Ad pulls responses from pro’s, and the mentally ill.
Big Clit? - m4w
SBM HAS A 9 INCH COCK THAT NEEDS A GOOD SUCKING
Big Nipples (handsome,fit&hung32wm) - m4w
vagina wanted on my table for dinner - m4w
Women with Big Butts, lets keep this simple - m4w
Women with Big Butts, lets keep this simple - m4w
putting my virgin ass on the auction block
WHO wants their PUSSY and CLIT licked??? - m4w
Who wants a facial??? - m4w
9 Inches for you - m4w
I want someone to put their VIBRATOR in my ASS...while they stroke me! - m4w
Guy ad type II:
Male Attempts at metaphor:
That’s right, they have a vague notion that poetic indirection is “what ladies like.”
It’s catchy, they are proud to be “trying,” and proud of their wit.
Identifying markings: Poor spelling, thinly veiled references to disembodied genitals, severe age regression.
You, me & rubber ducky - m4w
Ladies! Post-Coital Special! - m4w
let me be your cunning linguist - m4w
Let me be your pantie man - m4w
i know you have a toy draw - m4w
I Want to be you rDoggie (and sniff your raised behind) - m4w
Young, tall, sexy boytoy seeks mommy
CREAMY INVASIONS OF OUR PRIVACIES - m4w
Guy ad type III:
The desprate ad: Always a turn on. (not) The ad from the guy who’s been posting his best type I and type II ads for the past 3 years, with no results and a serious case of blue balls.
Identifying markings: over use of capital letters and exclamation points, multiple re-postings, thinly disguised ability to hold out for 60 seconds.
I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! - m4w
good looking well hung guy wants to hook up ASAP - m4w
Not right now, but ... - m4w
I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! - m4w
Come over right NOW for some good sex - m4w
Guy ad Type IV:
The downplay angle: posted by guys with a bit more social skill, smooth talkers. Sometimes posted by clueless honest good guys. Social distance evident in the text is a bad sign, contradiction a very bad sign, presence of voice and honesty in the text is better.
Identifying markings: Use of foreplay descriptions, use of social excuses to get together, minimization or de-emphasizing of sex itself.
Free massage - m4w
need someone to smoke with.... - m4w
Masseuse Wanted - m4w
Giants vs Padres Sat Night-Followed by Cuddling - m4w
Sleep With Me Tonight -- It's really not about sex - m4w
Gal ad type I:
The Fake W4M ad.
This type is posted by a very narrow population: pro’s, immature young women, and bitchy frat girls who think all men are idiots, gay guys, TV/TS’s.
Identifying Markings: steriotyped gender role ploys, disembodied genitalia, use of capital letters, explicit rather than implicit descriptions of sexual acts.
R U Alone? Want Me To Come Over? - w4m
Single? Lonely? Can You Save Me? - w4m
Single Lonely Men... Will You Save Me??? - w4m
Guys Will You Save Me? - w4m
Will You Save Me? - w4m (burlingame)
Will You Save Me? - w4m (burlingame)
Guys Home Alone? Shall I Cum Over? - w4m
Do You Want To Lick My Pussy - w4m
S/W/F 21 - New to San Jose, Lonely, and VERY horny. - w4m
One night in Bangcock...........or SF - w4m
I Need A Huge Cock - w4m
Gal ad type II:
The Real w4m ad. God bless these women! That’s right…. real, emotionally mature, liberated women who are going for it despite all the male assholes on the planet, despite the inherent dangers of this type of connection. Rock on girls. These are the women that make it all worthwhile.
Identifying markings: Use of the word “fun” or “tonight,” highly indirect, socially embedded sexual metaphor, use of colloquial verbal expressions.
No plans tonight? (f4m)
friday nite fun
I miss college
BBw looking for some midmorning fun - w4m
Friend with benefits (f4m)
Rats!!it's past 2 o'clock help us(F4M)s
woman looking for a drop-dead gorgeous man. - w4m