Sexy Mountain Biker Riding IN the Post Office Lobby - w4m
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You were wearing sexy black sunglasses, the full sexy black mountain bike outfit, and sexily riding IN the lobby of the post office. When you nearly ran over a man just inside the door, the way you ignored him just made me weak. Have I mentioned I have this, well THING for irresponsibility?
The way you avoided eye contact with all the people in line was AWESOME. I mean, there you were, five grand "mountain" bike leaning against your hip (and you ARE hip, baby!) pretending that riding inside a public building is just the greatest thing since the Webvan IPO. You sexy beast.
(I did notice that your bike's tires have yet to leave pavement, but I'm sure you log many, many tough miles, from Peet's over to the Depot, then to Starbucks, then the post office, then the other Starbucks, then perhaps a break at the other Starbucks. Oh, we've seen each other before, you hunk.)
You are 45ish (that's 65 in Mill Valley years) and obviously take very good care of yourself, riding over hapless pedestrians, lugging your "off-road" bike through your sixth coffee queue of the day. Don't let the age thing get in the way. It's your shallow spinelessness that turns me on.
I love a man with no morals. Let's have dinner. I'll bring mirror glasses for you, that way it will appear you're actually looking at someone else.