You Yelled "I Want to Hit it" On the GG Bridge - w4m
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There I was.. driving North for a girls night out. When I saw you on Van Ness waiting next to me to turn on Lombard. I turned to look at who was next to me, and there you were! Staring at me. I got my hair cut/colored yesterday and felt flattered to say the least.. I was a little iffy about the bangs.
On to Lombard St we go. You stay with me the entire time. At Lombard and Union you rolled your window down and smiled at me. You stuck with me till we got on the GG bridge. I smiled and pretended to stick my finger in my nose. Obviously, you are in to this sort of unladylike behavior.
At this point you started to scare me a little bit.. swerving.. getting behind me and turning on your high beams, getting in front of me and tapping your breaks. I would switch lanes- but that was not enough to twart your advances. But you are persistant.
At Tiburon you began screaming at my car. At this point I wondered if there was something wrong with my auto. So I rolled the window down. You yelled those five little words every woman wants to hear "I WANT TO HIT IT!!" How bold of you. I rolled my window back up and began laughing. Thinking of all the things to yell back perhaps: "I'm really a man. And you're taking bottoms tonight!!" or "Sounds great!! Your car or mine?!" But I am a bit shy and I was driving at 70mph so didn't want to risk rape or an accident and continued on my journey.
To my shock and dismay a few miles down the road you began yelling again. This time. You seemed really adament about telling me something else. So with great hesitation I rolled the window back down. "I LOVE YOU" is all you said.
Sir, clearly, you are not well versed in the ways of wooing women. You are suppose to say "I love you" first.
My MC: a man who tells me he loves me.. followed by I want to hit it.