You guys said it, not me! All of these one-liners are direct from today’s m4w ads. To be fair, these are ALL out of context, some I just thought were clever, and some I clearly just don’t understand because I’m stupid. Please, everyone, have a fantastic day!
Does the word labito fit into your vocabulary?
if your picture speaks to me, you'll get mine.
That's all I ask for, a female with fake breasts.
Therefore, let me start by saying that your age and race are wholly unimportant at this juncture.
P.S.-I'M CUTE, NOT SOME COMPUTER GEEK.
I Nedd a CUTE women
- damn I may just go out with myself - I sound pretty good!
I would wager to guess ...
Silk blindfold available for an added sensation for those who want it.
Friendship comes first, along with a great sense oh humor.
I've got my shit tigether.
(You) are capable if an intellegent conversation.
I'm 5'9" tall, black short hair, brown eye's, tan skin, and STALKY.
... thats mean I like a girl with mean on their BONES!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TOLD I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SELMA HYECK
I dont have the arms of Swarztnegger or the abs of Pitt
i love abba (no, not gay)
My sex drive is average to high. I never had any gynomasty (breast growth).
No decent females and lots of leasbians.
Headline: Discreteness
Smart, educated, experienced - isn't it a real treasure? Who at least done with their education and profesional setup!
I am sensative and pay attention to detale.
well educated (2 masters-means nothing but I like books)
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Keep up the good work, boys!