You may be a troll if you post any messages that resemble the following examples:
1. "I had sex with 3 lingerie models at once with a donkey in the room and my dick is 15 inches long. My girlfriend is mad at me because I cheated on her. What should I do?"
Okay. This one's a serious cry for attention. Chances are this one spends hours in the basement of his mom's house dreaming up fantasy stories that will either impress or shock us into responding.
2. "All (insert ethnic group here) are (insert stereotypical insult here)!!! I'm vastly superior to all of you! What are you gonna do about it???
This is the classic "Devil's Advocate". This one's betting on the fact that there's got to be a decent group of whatever race he/she's putting down to respond to this. And, since you get to hide behind an anonymous email, it's no risk and all reward. Whether or not this person is actually racist is moot.
3. "Why are all you (insert gender here) such (insert steryotypical insult here)???"
This person is not looking for an answer to that question. Merely an attempt to piss off the gender in question. Analysis: Hasn't been laid by the gender in question for quite some time.
4. "I have a long, boring, unoriginal story revolving around sex and/or bodily functions that I'm praying you'll find hilarious!"
Obvious attempt to get on the 'best of CL' list. Rather than going for an original idea, the plan here is to 'go with what sells'.
5. "(insert candidate here) is going to win. All of you (insert political party here) can go fuck yourselves. HA HA!!! TAKE THAT!!!"
Reducing something as important as the presidential race to a hockey game. This is just sad and pathetic.