I will sit naked and help you to address any financial issues that concern you. This might be specific to your needs (tax implications of early withdrawls from a 401K, strategies for reducing monthly expenses) to general tutorial of things financial and economic (explaining the relationship between interest rates and stock market performance). This is for real. All I ask is that you:
1) Provide some service or article of value in return.
2) Keep me supplied with unsweetened, freshly brewed iced tea, for the duration of the exchange.
3) Remove all tropical fruits from my sight, especially pineapples.
Thanks!
This is not an offer for sex nor certified financial planning.