I, “STUD” am in love with a married woman “HOTTIE”. She is in love with me. It would be easier if we could get her husband “THE HUSBAND” to leave her for a former sweetheart, “CUPCAKE”. Cupcake is married, “THE OTHER MAN”.
We are seeking a woman, “STRUMPET”, to help out
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STRUMPET must seduce THE OTHER MAN and be caught by CUPCAKE. CUPCAKE must be so distraught she will run into the arms of THE HUSBAND, leaving HOTTIE and the STUD to be together. STRUMPET and THE OTHER MAN are free to fall in love or just hump like bunnies, we don’t care really.
STUD and HOTTIE are willing to pay top dollar for STRUMPET
STRUMPET qualifications:
woman (genetically or surgically - doesn’t matter as long as it is convincing)
morally casual attitude (easy)
hot (traffic stopper, but not so hot that CUPCAKE wants to join in)
flexible (think ankles behind the head)
shameless (doesn’t mind being caught)
coin operated (thinks money is a very good thing)
STRUMPET should respond with picture(s) and required number of coins.
Please, no hit men or thugs are needed, just a STRUMPET.