It's like my brain, my heart and my pussy have been involved in a sick and twisted game of paper, scissors, rock since I met you: Pussy over brain, heart over pussy, and brain over heart.
Pussy had the lead early on, winning round after round against brain which was screaming to end things with you right from the start. Well, maybe not from the start, but from that second night together when I was driving you home after sushi. But pussy won. She wins a lot lately, especially since she and brain discovered Casual Encounters ads on Craiglist.
Then somehow, heart started to win. Brain gave it permission to proceed slowly, as brain has been holding back heart for the last few years and heart really needed to love somebody. So brain let heart love you, just a little bit though. Brain knew it was important to throttle what heart was feeling for you because brain knew you were unattainable.
But then somehow, you charmed brain too. Pretty damn impressive work on your part, sweetie. That's never been done before. Mostly pussy and heart gang up to enjoy Mr. Unsuitable and brain just goes along for the ride - usually a very fun ride. Sometimes heart and brain team up to date Mr. Nice Guy and pussy really doesn't have as much fun as she would like. But to have all three at once - whoa!
Didn't last long long, though.
Pretty soon pussy got unhappy, didn't she? You didn't seem as interested in her as you once were. But you had heart and brain firmly in your grasp, so we continued on. But pussy was nudging brain along to make a change. Especially after she met Jack. Pussy was crazy about Jack about and brain could see why. Brain was starting to get disillusioned with you too. Brain thought you could have made more effort too see me and was tired of the "I've been busy" excuse.
Plus brain knew it was hurting heart whenever you mentioned whateverhernameis in the East Bay. Brain thought maybe your heart belonged to East Bay girl and your dick/brain (there's no distinction for men, is there?) was making you see me. All things considered, brain still thought you were a great guy but she also thought we'd be better off without you.
So pussy and brain decided to end things with you. They made several tries before it stuck. Heart fought it all the way because heart still loved you and she influenced pussy who convinced brain and the saga continued for a little while longer.
But not for long. Pussy and brain were both unhappy with you. Pussy felt like you were going through the motions and brain thought wanting to see you more than once a month was not unreasonable. Heart didn't want to aquiese but brain was too strong without pussy reigning her in. So brain broke up with you and managed to stick the landing.
Heart has been in excruciting pain ever since. She's trying so hard to forget you. Brain and pussy are doing their best to move along too. Pussy just found out that Jack is married so that hasn't helped. Brain made her end it. After all, if we wanted a husband we'd get one of our own. Pussy agrees but still misses Jack. Maybe a trip to Good Vibrations will help.
Heart's recovering slowly. Brain's trying to help her along by telling her it was the right thing to do and that you never really cared for me. Pussy's a bit disillusioned after Jack and wants to take a little break too.
So that's the story. Brain and heart hope that we can be friends one day. Pussy's open to that too because she thinks we'll get drunk and end-up naked. Brain says no way, but, like paper over rock, pussy beats brain every time.