What's up, you, you who is reading this, you who is wondering "can she be a plus size model? Is it possible? And if so, who will claim responsiblity for the consequences? Will I still have a house tomorrow? Where are my children?"
And I would answer, "Yay, friend, perhaps I could be a plus-size model if you could provide me with information or life experience (you who has modeled, that is; I speak to you and you only.)"
I am a pretty girl, not rat-like at all, I like to have my photo taken under nice light wearing nice clothes. I am too big for regular modeling; if you were to line up several of me you would not have a fence but a...well, you might have a fence. Just a thick fence. Thicker, that is, than your normal conceptions of "fence", which i would not fit, as I am curvy and therefore unfencelike.
Please, tell me your ways and woes. Do I need an agent, a fleshpawner? Do I just show up smelling of roses and vanilla, perhaps toting muffins? I can tote muffins, you know. I can tote the hell out of them.
Does one need a shot of the head for this job? Or is it so awful that one might inflict a shot TO the head? Are the other models friendly or pitviperous? I won't end up like Gia, will I?
I am looking for a little extra money so that I might help commerce return to normal. Little help?
Thanks
A Woman Of Stature.
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the horn of boromir! it's totally unnessacery!