Nick Cave Show - just cut a girl some slack, will ya?
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You are ALL such jerks!
I'm friggin SORRY alright?
It could happened to any one of you!
So I crapped my pants-
So I wasn't wearin any undies-
So it was all over the floor- (ok ok ok- it was all over me too... & the cute boy dancing right there behind me...).
It was embarassing enough when it happened- the last thing a girl needs is to have it hashed out again (& again & again & again!) here on CL!
Let it go!
Leave me alone!
If you must know, here's what happened:
I got plastered- shitfaced- obliterated- drunk as a friggin skunk- w/ a bunch of my former sorority sisters-
I let my ex-boyfriend do that stuff he likes to do (back there)-
I ate way to much hot & spicy Thai curry-
I went out that night to shake my THANG all over the dance floor!
& I was gonna go take care of it! (really- I tried!)
But the damn line was sooooo long for the ladies room!
I thought I'd be ok- but I guess the spicy thai food didn't agree w/ my tequilla rich stomach- I thought it was just gonna be a teenie tiny little fart!
I almost didn't realize what was about to happen- then it was just too late!
There wasn't any stopping it once it began-
& there's no shut off switch for that my friends-
it's basically involuntary at that point...
Guess i just gambled... & I LOST!
gawd- the cutest guy was dancing behind me that night too- he kept pretending to "accidentally" bump into me all night long- he had these really cool Kenneth Cole shoes on- ooooh- poor guy....