Personal cowboy trainer seeks cowboy to physically train
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I am in search of a hot piece of cowboy ass. You might think I’m doing it for me, but you’d be (somewhat) wrong. I’m doing it for the cowboy in question. You see, I am a cowboy trainer. My goal in life is to find a cowboy and get him into the best riding shape that is possible.
I'd really like to help said cowboy in his career as a roughstock rider. I figure said cowboy spends all day practicing riding, but is that enough? I don’t think so. I think the practice needs to carry on throughout the night, and I'm willing to sacrifice myself to the cause.
Your requirements:
* Must be a cowboy
* Roughstock riders preferred, but willing to consider other cowboys if they meet all requirements
* Must be physically attractive (for publicity purposes you understand)
* Must wear tight jeans and a Stetson
* Must be willing to give over body and soul for training purposes
Maybe during the day, said cowboy likes to ride at a medium pace and stop before getting to the destination. Sure, 8 seconds is long enough in the arena, but it isn't nearly long enough for practice. We'll work on your stamina, skip the cantering all together and just start running to the finish line. That’s the only way everyone will win... and we're all interested in winning.
Did I mention everyone? I'd also be open to helping out hot friends of said cowboy (but not at the same time, because said cowboy is a one horse at a time kind of man).
I have developed a rigorous regimen and practice schedule that said cowboy would have to strictly adhere to, or face the possibility of losing my training skills to a competitor inside the ring. It might seem harsh, but the only way to become the best is to practice practice practice.
Said cowboy will wake up every morning with plenty of time to practice riding techniques before heading out to the field for the day. I believe in starting said cowboy out slow and picking up the tempo throughout the practice. It will improve hand-eye coordination and build muscles where required.
When said cowboy returns from the field, we will resume our after work practicing. This will start out with a nice massage to ease the kinks in the muscles. We all know that getting bucked around all day does nothing for your spinal alignment. After the massage is complete, said cowboy must resume his practice. The evening practice has many positions and will improve flexibility and reaction time.
We will have a short break at this time to eat dinner and digest. Once this is complete, we will go at it again. At this point in the evening, we will use more psychological techniques. This will involve roll playing where said cowboy will be put into the mindset of his opponent and will be rode hard and put away wet.
At this point, the training schedule will have exhausted the trainer and trainee. We will have one full night’s sleep and start the regimen again.
If you are a cowboy and feel you need this training. Please respond. Send pictures.