Precious....

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You: Gold, 12" tall, handsssome chiseled features, holding long man-sssword, and MINE all mine, yes, yes, my precious.

Me: Large buggy eyeses, long cold handses, big thick glasses, scraggly hair, yes. Sitting with Fran Walsh eating juicy-sweet fissssh, gollum, gollum.

Saw you for split sssecond, then gone, preciousss, left with balding gimp Howard. Gone, poor Smeagol; gone, my precious.

Thief! Thief! Howard! We hates it! We hates it forever!

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Send mothsss, yes, precious. Ssso scrumptiously crunchable.

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