The Craigslist Chronicle# 42...Women available through
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Male personality types on Craigslist are simple: "hey lookit my penis" ... there are good guys, but good luck finding them when 50 million guys answer your posting!
Women however,are the true source of confusion. My experience with craigslist has shown that certain types repeat themselves often enough so that I've named them!
The Real Deal........Lets get this out of the way first. This is the rarest woman online. Nice,real,down to earth. Plays no games,Is really searching for what she says and is willing to send a pic,willing to meet you without days and days of e-mail. I am still friends with every single woman of this calibre I have met here....
The Bi-Polar Special......Very sneaky! Masquerades as the real deal until you nudge the issue of actually meeting in person. Then sends an explosive e-mail detailing fifty reasons why she will not meet you until you jump through all the hoops. After hoop jumping will still not meet you!
Racially Specific Girl........Has to have a white boy,or a black man,or asian man.etc.....for whatever reason!
Biological Ticker......This girl has to get pregnant by a specific date! Has the criteria for a man all laid out. has already named the two point five children,specifies where you will live,work etc....Winds up having alot of sex due to smooth talkers.
Indie Girl......Identified by Tatoo's down side of leg and at waist level on her back. Likes comic books,non bathing,goatee'd guys with skateboards and oversize wallets on oversize chains.
The massive Ego.......Usually fairly attractive. Graduate of U.C. system and educated far beyond her intelligence.See's herself as highly intelligent,far superior to all below her,which is nearly everybody. Will only date men with at least a graduate degree and big bucks!...Will ask for year and make of car!
Very Bitter Fat Girl........Miss chubby who blames everyone else for her not getting off her ass and making an improvement. Easily recognized by postings referring to girls who are in shape as "unhealthy"...
Hippie Girl......Usually born in the eightys but appears to have just stepped out of the sixties. Usually you can smell her patchouly(is that how you spell it?)from a hundred paces,not frequently found online!
Berkeley Girl........Hybrid of Hippie girl.....has more than ten bumper stickers,also disgustingly crusty cracked and black feet caused by wearing of birkenstock sandals with no sox! Usually posts,airy,dreamy,metaphysical type ads with no apparent meaning,using words like "earth mother","priestess","goddess".....
Yuppie Berkeley Girl.......Variant......Wears green or grey sox with the Birkenstocks,drives Subaru outback...Little is known about this species,possibly does most posting at women seeking women!
City Girl.......Mostly located in San Francisco. Easily identified by her unwillingness to meet anyone outside of her neighborhood. Will absolutely not leave the city for a man! Shows many similarities to massive ego girl and vice versa.
Never Leave The House Girl........This one is sad! Some people for whatever reason,can never show themselves to anyone. They live vicariously,through whatever persona they create online and never meet,rarely send pics or speak on the phone.
The High End Special..........Some girls are very sweet,but were raised filthy rich. They simply do not have the skills to interact with commoners. They are usually just curious and dont interact online much. they are well traveled and have good manners. If you are a greek tycoon or named kennedy,trump,or(insert movie star name here).Your chances are much better.
These are just a few. personally,I am looking for The Real Deal...Of course nearly all the women I meet online think of themselves that way,but Some people are just seriously delusional.
I'm tall,in great shape and not too bad looking. I dont lie,dont try to get into your pants,keep my hands to myself,bathe frequently,Love animals,stay active and dont want to smother you,move in or get married in five minutes. I have brown hair,bluegrey eyes,straight teeth,smooth light skin and stay clean cut and shaved!