Please check your cupboards, refrigerators, freezers, and pantries for any and all expired women (those over 30). These products are quite dangerous. They have been known to be extremely self-confident, sagacious, and highly sexually charged. Warning: do_not_handle_women over thirty. You may be exposed to convivial conversations, worldly expierience, and high levels of self assuredness.
Should you happen across such women, please refer to the above CL email address and follow instructions to the letter. Proceed with extreme caution. I am highly trained in handling expired women and will be happy to relieve you of such hazards.