Shrill Frigid Nag Seeks Unemployable Shemp w/Breath Like Hot Garbage
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My ideal man takes me to the park to amuse ourselves by pretending to have Tourette Syndrome when kids or parents are within earshot. "SPERM BURPING WHORE!!!" He shaves a marriage proposal into his backhair. He promises to always "love me", even if he has no teeth and has to gum me. Will he gum me when I'm old and my hoo hoo smells like 1st & Beale at low tide?
He won't mind watching Temptation Island while sorting the packages we got from carjacking that UPS truck. He won't mind that doc sez my rash will clear up "real soon".
Funny redhead in early 30's seeks equally funny guy, 35-40, over 5'9" who lives in close by in West SJ.