Haggish, Embittered Angry Chick Seeks Arrogant, Self Centered Man
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I mean, why gloss over our issues, why not *wallow* in them?
Given that all the good men are taken and those left over are those who should be left over, and somehow I, in all my cuteness and perfection, forgot that marriage and family actually keeps a woman from wanting to commit suicide or dying young in an overheated assisted living facility, okay, well maybe that's wrong, but actually keeps a woman...hell, never mind. Anyway given that I actually forgot about the marriage and children part until a year ago, then woke up to the fact that all the good men were taken...but still wanted companionship and one baby, maybe...
...I still find myself half-assedly cruising the personals on CL looking for ONE MAN who's looking for something more than a blow job in high heels. Hope springs psychotic.
I am 40, 5'9", 135 lbs., brown hair and eyes, look a little like whatshername in "Funny Face" on a good day, smart, bored, funny. Never married, no children. No issues beyond mystification and impatience, and slight emotional intimacy terror. Looking for grown-up man [howl] who is NOT terrified of my stealing his soul or bank account, interested, in the face of all adversity in finding someone to talk to and be friends with, and then maybe have sex with, and then maybe read the paper with, and then maybe discuss partnership with. I estimate that this will take about 25 years to develop to the partnership- discussion phase.
You could be: irreverent, self-deprecating, brilliant or just quick on the uptake, established in your life, secure not smug, open, reasonably easy on the eyes, poor as a churchmouse or rich as a failed dotcommer CEO with an excellent golden parachute, able to deflect sarcasm and boundary pushing with a single droll comment...and a cat lover who has read Michael Ondaatje.
Or you could be someone completely else. I am high-maintenance verbally, low-maintenance logistically. The rest is impossible to detail with any accuracy in an ad.
Tell me what you think (if it's not designed to blow my ego to bits) and we'll process this interminably and maybe meet for...caramel squares or something.