unemployed and homeless but at least I'm looking good
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Yes, here we go. My "Missed Connection" is the fact that I cannot seem to land a job or find an apartment in San Francisco. Now I am a good looking girl. I know this because I get my ass slapped enough around the playground and I never have a problem getting my cigerette lit at a party. I usually have no problem landing a job, I am witty and pretty hot and I am phonetically correct and usually whatever comes out of my mouth really is of no consequence... I could be speaking Pungabi just as long as I have lip gloss on and I keep eye contact with that overweight balding divorced no children over forty breath smells like a prepackaged ham and cheese sandwhich out of the vending maching and a snickers and coke for lunch eyes on my breasts pervert sitting across me in his no windows cheap chairs and corner cubicle next to the bathrooms "office". And as for the apartments, I have landed a few, but right before I sign my life away there always seems to be some kind of problem. If it is not the perverted landlord who will lower the rent if I get my freak on it's some other travesty of sorts. I am looking for any advice, feedback, or leads. (This should be of course pertaining to helping me find a 2 bedroom in the city under $2300 and a job in the arts for at least thirty thou a year....) And yes, I am totally serious.
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hire me and house me, please wear pants.